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YouTube - PARIS IN JAIL: The Music Video: “MOVIES NEWS BULLETIN; Tonight! PARIS IN JAIL: The Music Video to be featured on SHOWBIZ TONIGHT (Headline News Channel), SHORTCIRCUITZ (MTV), FOX NEWS AT 10 (FOX 11 Local Los Angeles), and THE 411 (The TV Guide Channel). Let us know if you catch one or all!

We hope you like our first clip “Paris in Jail: The Music Video”. We’re a couple of writer/comedians who have decided to indulge our long time dream of producing content for the Youtube generation.

We made this video on a shoe string budget with the help of some great peeps. See below. And hey, thanks for the hits!

• Directed by: Allan Murray & Sean Haines
• Lyrics by: Allan Murray
• Starring: Amber Hay as Paris
• Prison Guard: James Evans
• Inmate: Michael Q Schmidt
• Vocals: Elizabeth Intza
• Chihuauas: Zelda and Brigitte

• Assistant Director: Michael Risner
• Director of Photography: Shaheen Seth
• Technical Director: Sarah Adina Smith
• Post Production: Friendofafriendfilms.com

Special Thanks:
Marcie Smolin, Robin Taylor, April Lawrence, Tony Rudenko,1690 Swimwear, Anna Drumm, Paris Hilton and Warner Music (less)”

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TheSpoof.com : Paris Hilton Feels Humiliated funny satire story: “CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Paris Hilton, after kicking, screaming, and whining all the way to jail said that she was extremely humiliated and that people should be paying attention to important things like the War in Iraq and the men and women who are serving there. The reporter wondered if she actually had a brain, or if she just suffered a moment of clarity.

Paris Hilton said that the most humiliating experience about the ordeal was that people found out she’s having to drive a ’stupid old Mercedes’ since her boyfriend wrecked her Bentley.

‘Maybe if I had wrecked the Mercedes, daddy would have given me a new Bentley and I wouldn’t have been embarrassed by having to drive such an ordinary car,’ said Ms. Hilton.’

A lawyers tried to keep her out of jail on grounds that she was suffering severe mental trauma from the experience.

‘It’s rough when you have to go from driving a Bentley to an ordinary Mercedes,’ said one of her Corrupt Bastards Club lawyers. ‘You just don’t understand how huMILiating it is to have to step down in class of automobiles like that. It’s a dreadful thing, and she should have to go to jail when she’s suffering such severe emotional trauma over the experience.’

Sheriff Lee Baca indicated she was just a spoiled psycho rich kid and ought to have her stay in jail extended. He indicated that she arrived at her original jail with a condition he hadn’t been apprised of and that it immediately began to deteriorate to the point that he feared for her safety.

‘I can kind of understand how hard it must be to have to take such a bit step down in class of cars,’ said Baca. ‘I don’t know what I would do if I didn’t have a badge and had to drive a regular slow car, so it must be at least twice as bad for her. Of course, the thousand dollars that she slipped me has a little to do with my opinion.’

Paris is expected to have round-the-clock psychological care for this extreme condition. Her psychiatrists aren’t sure that she will ever get over the humiliation of driving a Mercedes.
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Paris Hilton To Pen a Prison Diary at That Other Blog - The Latest Gossip, Box Office and Entertainment News: “Big Bird is set to get busy while in jail, writing! — and hopes it will make her millions.According to The Sun, the heiress, 26, plans to sell the blow-by-blow account after she serves her 23-day sentence for driving while banned.

A source said: ‘There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals.

‘She thinks this will show she is paying her debt to society.’ Paris must report to Century Regional Detention Facility in Los Angeles by June 5 after dropping an appeal.”

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ABC News: Stars Not Living Up to Paychecks?: “Overpaid, Underperforming Celebs

All those frustrated with the million-dollar paychecks celebrities take home should be pleased that The American, a new business magazine, compiled a list of overpaid, underperforming stars. These celebrities rake in major moola for what seems like a meager amount of work.

No doubt Paris Hilton deserves something for her attempts to sing and act, but $7 million? According to The American, that’s what the party-hopping princess takes in. At left, Paris Hilton waits to sign autographs at the Chicago Midwest Beauty Show in Rosemont, Ill., March 4, 2007. “

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From Petra to Paris? | Metro.co.uk: “James Blunt seems to be hitting the Hollywood singles scene with a vengeance - after being linked to Lindsay Lohan, the singer has apparently been cosying up to none other than Paris Hilton.

The pair got together on Wednesday night in LA at Hollywood hot-spot, Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel, it seems.

‘They were all over each other,’ a source told the New York Daily News. ‘They both ended up back at Paris’ house.’

The source added that the pair were joined by the socialite’s sister Nicky and her current squeeze, David Katzenberg.

While James has apparently been enjoying his single status since splitting with long-term girlfriend Petra Nemcova at the end of March, Paris appeared to be getting serious with Desperate Housewives star Josh Henderson in recent weeks.

There’s no word on how Li-Lo’s taking the news - but an unfriendly, expletive-laden MySpace exchange supposedly between the actress and on-off friend Paris, which surfaced on several gossip blogs, has been denounced as a fake by Lindsay’s spokeswoman.

‘She doesn’t have a MySpace page. Someone created one and they post things. It’s not her. This happened before,’ said the rep.”

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Water Takes Swipe at Paris, Francis - TMZ.com: “You don’t have to be in the solid state to poke fun at Paris Hilton — even liquids are getting into the act.

The latest flavor of Vitamin Water is called ‘XXX,’ named after the triple antioxidants the drink contains. The label contains this humorous warning: ‘This does not cost 1.99/minute or contain explicit adult content or anything considered ‘uncensored’. it has not ‘gone wild!!!’ during spring break nor will clips of it be passed around the Internet like a certain hotel heiress.’ Burn!

The new flavor was launched earlier this month and received four stars from the website BevNET.com — that’s better than the reviews for ‘One Night in Paris.’”

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GaySocialites.com: THE Gay Blog: Did Paris Hilton get a boob job?: “This picture has sparked a lot of questions… Did Paris Hilton buy some new boobs? Did someone go crazy on photoshop?

Who knows what the the real answer is, but you can obviously tell in this picture that the Paris on the left is a bit flat chested while the Paris on the right definitely fills out that skimpy top.

Maybe she got some work done incase she ends up in prison over the broken parole charges? I hope someone told her there isn’t a stripper pole in prison! Or maybe she got them for her new rumored boy toy James Blunt?

What do you think? Did Paris Hilton get her boobs done?”

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Paris Hilton’s stripper pole and make out routine!: “It seems that Paris Hilton is desperate for some hot action outside of her current relationship with Desperate Housewives actor Josh Henderson.

The Hilton Hotel heiress was recently seen making out with British singer James Blunt at Hollywood hot spot Teddy’s on April 18, reports US magazine.com.

A source for Page Six saw Hilton, and the ‘You’re Beautiful’ singer snuggling at the L.A. club, where they ‘danced and held hands’ before their making out session.

Later, the two left for a party at Paris’ home, and according to a witness, Blunt and Hilton ‘had a great time’ on Paris’ stripper pole.

‘As James’ hand went inside the back of Paris’ top, we knew there was more to come. They definitely hooked up!’ a witness was quoted, as saying.”

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Saving Paris’ Pussy - TMZ.com: “Paris Hilton’s pussy got loose last night — but a good samaritan paparazzo wrangled the critter and brought it back.

Ms. Hilton was home getting ready for a party, when a photog stationed outside the driveway saw Paris’ furball sniffing around, when he corraled it and alerted Paris via the security speaker.

Paris appeared at the gate in a bathrobe and sunglasses, and snatched up the wayward cat.
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TeenHollywood.com - Hilton’s Laundry Basket To Be Auctioned: “A laundry basket which belonged to hotel heiress Paris Hilton has so far failed to attract bidders on internet auction website eBay.

The clothes hamper was taken from the socialite’s West Hollywood home and according to the site’s post is ‘in excellent condition… No DNA found inside, but maybe you have a better investigator’.

Hilton’s spokesman was shocked by the bizarre sale, telling PageSix, ‘I just cannot think of a single thing to say.’

The 26-year-old socialite is due in a Los Angeles court on May 4 (2007) for allegedly violating the terms of her probation for reckless-driving.”

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