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Saturday, March 8th, 2008
mediabistro.com: FishbowlLA: “Paris Hilton Gets Low Scores for Trust, Aspiration, but Appeal Rating Climbing
Paris Hilton turns out to be more appealing than we thought. According to Davie Brown Entertainment, a Los Angeles-based marketing agency, her recent sentence hasn’t hurt her too much:
Since last February, her appeal, influence, notice, and position as a trendsetter and endorser actually improved, albeit only slightly, among consumers
Head of DBI Talent, Jeff Chown, (and yes, that’s the correct spelling), said, in an understatement, that her aspiration level dipped after the whole jail thing:”
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Paris Runs For Cover in Prison - TMZ.com: “With Egyptian cotton sheets not provided in Cell Block H, TMZ has learned that Paris will at least be able to curl up in the fetal position nestled under the warm confines of a velour pink polka dot blanket by My Blankee. Prison ponchos are so last year!
My Blankee has sent a half dozen of the plush 30′ x 35′ hypoallergenic blankets to the fashionista felon in hopes of making her stay at the Prison Hilton a little more tolerable. Or she can tie them together and try to escape! “
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Hilton Sisters: “
The soon to be separated Hilton Sisters in a rather intimate pose together. Lets hope her DUI Attorney can keep her out the slammer, otherwise she could find herself in a few intimate poses with the lady loving inmates.
No doubt Hiltons can afford the best lawyers“
Paris Hilton Jail (Camel Toe): “Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days after being found guilty of violating her probation for a drink-driving conviction.
A Los Angeles judge ruled she must start her sentence on 5 June and has no prospect of an early release.
Hilton told the judge she was very sorry and that she would ‘pay complete attention to everything’ from now on.
She says she did not know her licence had been revoked.
In the meantime lets enjoy some pictures of how she would like us to remember her… half naked”

Paris Hilton - Nice Tits!: “
Paris gets her titty felt up on a boat”
ABC News: Stars Not Living Up to Paychecks?: “Overpaid, Underperforming Celebs
All those frustrated with the million-dollar paychecks celebrities take home should be pleased that The American, a new business magazine, compiled a list of overpaid, underperforming stars. These celebrities rake in major moola for what seems like a meager amount of work.
No doubt Paris Hilton deserves something for her attempts to sing and act, but $7 million? According to The American, that’s what the party-hopping princess takes in. At left, Paris Hilton waits to sign autographs at the Chicago Midwest Beauty Show in Rosemont, Ill., March 4, 2007. “
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Water Takes Swipe at Paris, Francis - TMZ.com: “You don’t have to be in the solid state to poke fun at Paris Hilton — even liquids are getting into the act.
The latest flavor of Vitamin Water is called ‘XXX,’ named after the triple antioxidants the drink contains. The label contains this humorous warning: ‘This does not cost 1.99/minute or contain explicit adult content or anything considered ‘uncensored’. it has not ‘gone wild!!!’ during spring break nor will clips of it be passed around the Internet like a certain hotel heiress.’ Burn!
The new flavor was launched earlier this month and received four stars from the website BevNET.com — that’s better than the reviews for ‘One Night in Paris.’”
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GaySocialites.com: THE Gay Blog: Did Paris Hilton get a boob job?: “This picture has sparked a lot of questions… Did Paris Hilton buy some new boobs? Did someone go crazy on photoshop?
Who knows what the the real answer is, but you can obviously tell in this picture that the Paris on the left is a bit flat chested while the Paris on the right definitely fills out that skimpy top.
Maybe she got some work done incase she ends up in prison over the broken parole charges? I hope someone told her there isn’t a stripper pole in prison! Or maybe she got them for her new rumored boy toy James Blunt?
What do you think? Did Paris Hilton get her boobs done?”
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Saving Paris’ Pussy - TMZ.com: “Paris Hilton’s pussy got loose last night — but a good samaritan paparazzo wrangled the critter and brought it back.
Ms. Hilton was home getting ready for a party, when a photog stationed outside the driveway saw Paris’ furball sniffing around, when he corraled it and alerted Paris via the security speaker.
Paris appeared at the gate in a bathrobe and sunglasses, and snatched up the wayward cat.
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